thought it would be a bit of fun if we posted some jokes to have a good laugh about
NO RACIST JOKES PLEASE!
i will get us started ...
humpty dumpty sat on a rock
little bo peep was sucking his cock
as soon as he came,
she started to weep,
she could tell by the taste he'd been fucking her sheep!
jokes??
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never said the joke was an original by meETc|^SerDrake wrote:http://www.photochopz.com/forum/member-poems/15398-humpty-dumpty.html
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I love the head of the man written under: "sexual athlete"!!! That's the joke!
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3 Dwarfs sitting in the evening settled in around a fire.
One of the dwarfs is looking devotional on his hands and says: I have such small hands, like nobody has else them.
This i gonna set at the Guinness World Records. The second dwarf looks on his feets and says: I have such tiny feets, like nobody else. I'll gonna set that too. Caused by that the third darf mentioned: And i have such a small peeenies, that has nobody else on this world. I gonna set that too.
On the next day all three went out to set their records.
The first goes in the office and comes back after 3 minutes: alright, i have the record!
Now is the second dwarf going in, he comes also out after 3 minutess and is telling the others fulfilled with pride: Haha, i have also the record!
Finally the third dwarf goes in and comes infidel looking and shaking the head out and says: Who the fuck is george w bush?
One of the dwarfs is looking devotional on his hands and says: I have such small hands, like nobody has else them.
This i gonna set at the Guinness World Records. The second dwarf looks on his feets and says: I have such tiny feets, like nobody else. I'll gonna set that too. Caused by that the third darf mentioned: And i have such a small peeenies, that has nobody else on this world. I gonna set that too.
On the next day all three went out to set their records.
The first goes in the office and comes back after 3 minutes: alright, i have the record!
Now is the second dwarf going in, he comes also out after 3 minutess and is telling the others fulfilled with pride: Haha, i have also the record!
Finally the third dwarf goes in and comes infidel looking and shaking the head out and says: Who the fuck is george w bush?
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A king has 3 daughters.
And he wants to marry all of them.
So he find 3 husbands for each of them.
The evening after the marriage, he pass near the bedrooms of his daughters.
Near the first room, he hears that his daughter is crying.
Near the second one, he hears that his second daughter is laughing.
Near the last one, he hears nothing.
The day after, he ask the first daughter : "Why did you cry last night ?"
she answers : "Because it was a huge cock"
He ask the second: "Why did you laugh last night ?"
she answers: "Because it was a little cock"
He ask the last one: "Why you didn't say anything ?"
she answers: "Because you taught me not to talk the mouth full !"
And he wants to marry all of them.
So he find 3 husbands for each of them.
The evening after the marriage, he pass near the bedrooms of his daughters.
Near the first room, he hears that his daughter is crying.
Near the second one, he hears that his second daughter is laughing.
Near the last one, he hears nothing.
The day after, he ask the first daughter : "Why did you cry last night ?"
she answers : "Because it was a huge cock"
He ask the second: "Why did you laugh last night ?"
she answers: "Because it was a little cock"
He ask the last one: "Why you didn't say anything ?"
she answers: "Because you taught me not to talk the mouth full !"
no World Order !!!!!
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