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Let me tell you a little story about Dusau.

Dusau was born on 15 april 1632. His father was Sfjoghdlkahgsalkhsdgb. Now i hear you thinking: thats a weird name and yes it is.
Dusau was from the beginning a strange boy. He was born with 7 eyes. 2 in the head and the other 5 inside his left lung. He always wanted to be an actor but he could cos he had 7 eyes.
You all know that its impossible to act with that number of eyes. However, Dusau needed a job. So he sold his mother and with the money he tried to visit Mozambique. Sfjoghdlkahgsalkhsdgb was very angry with him becouse Dusau sold his wife. After a fight Dusau beats Sfjoghdlkahgsalkhsdgb and he could live in peace. But he wanted to be famous and in the news. So he turned on the computer and started ET. He maked a bind called: !news Dusau and died in piece. Thats why we still know him that well.

Thanks for reading.
Pojjo

Ahah !news Dusau !

Sounds like the other old mythological stories; sure, therefore it's true.

shit now i want !news d33j@y
LOL

Sfjoghdlkahgsalkhsdgb was an inspiring father,he knew one talent more than most,,and thats music, but not normal music noooo, for his son he wanted somthing special
so he buys his son 7 records for all his eyes to gaze on,and soon enough dusau had the talent to sing 7 times all at the same time.
he always need an introduction song first like ."cant touch this" to warm up his talents.and he become an athlete in no time at all, breaking the eurosong competition right open with 7 consecutive no1 hits including ,"the 7th heaven, " released in 1977 and the famous "7 days untill sunday, of which was at no1 for 14 weeks and knocked bryan adams "everything i do i do it for you" of the number 1 spot.
his career ended in a bad way,having visit a night club and had a fight with Mc hammer over a dispute of song rights,the fight broke out and mc hammer was !thrown though a window causing dusau 7 years bad luck, ending his career { to be continued }

Dusau was born on 15 april 1632 /the 7th heaven, " released in 1977/ knocked bryan adams "everything i do i do it for you" of the number 1 spot.


how old is dusau?

old

Hmmmmmm........when dusau can get that old, we dont have to make us a head Matt if we slowly getting old.

When we reach only half of Dusau´s age....then we are still very yoooouuuuuunnngg my bro <3