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Dry jokes
Posted: 15 Dec 2009, 19:31
by lited
Tell here your best jokes, but not the jokes where every one has to laugh about. but the dry jokes, that isn't funny but becz it's not funny it is funny. Only self invented jokes.
For exemple:
- A man came in a stripclub fortransvestites with no trouser, he said to his wife why are you being watched. The woman answered: becuz I were the pants in house.
- What's a man with a playboy. A homosexual
- What's a real baby on the wall with no arms and leggs: Art
Re: Dry jokes
Posted: 31 Jan 2010, 10:02
by *0P*.!
Re: Dry jokes
Posted: 03 Feb 2010, 20:08
by lited
Finally some noticed this topic
Re: Dry jokes
Posted: 04 Feb 2010, 02:12
by shrimpy
Re: Dry jokes
Posted: 04 Feb 2010, 20:54
by lited
lol I'm not
but that link...
those jokes are really boring ...
Re: Dry jokes
Posted: 07 Feb 2010, 17:25
by ETc|#.Jay.#
Neulich irgendwo in Sachsen:
Ein Vater möchte seinem 8-jährigen Sohn die Tiere im Wald zeigen. Sie steigen auf einen Hochsitz. Der Junge schaut nach Norden und sieht zwei Füchse, der Vater beobachtet den Süden und erblickt eine nackte Frau. Der Sohn ganz aufgeregt zu seinem Vater: "Baba, Figgse, Figgse!!!" Daraufhin der Vater: "Nür, wennde dor Muddi nüscht soochst"
Re: Dry jokes
Posted: 07 Feb 2010, 19:02
by ETc|Dipl Ing dEI mUDDER
ETc|#.Jay.# wrote:Neulich irgendwo in Sachsen:
Ein Vater möchte seinem 8-jährigen Sohn die Tiere im Wald zeigen. Sie steigen auf einen Hochsitz. Der Junge schaut nach Norden und sieht zwei Füchse, der Vater beobachtet den Süden und erblickt eine nackte Frau. Der Sohn ganz aufgeregt zu seinem Vater: "Baba, Figgse, Figgse!!!" Daraufhin der Vater: "Nür, wennde dor Muddi nüscht soochst"
joke not tellable in english sorry bros
Re: Dry jokes
Posted: 07 Feb 2010, 19:54
by lited
Tried to translate it but ...
those last sentences I can't translate
Two old mans go out for a walk in heaven.
The names of those men are Gustaaf en Raaf.
Gustaaf is telling his life to Raaf, but suddenly he saw his dead wife.
His wife asked why he was dead. Gustaaf answered: I bought viagra and when I had an erection, I was so happy I ran against a wall and brok my nose.
Re: Dry jokes
Posted: 08 Feb 2010, 01:29
by shrimpy
yea i know that 1 .. heard that joke many times
Re: Dry jokes
Posted: 08 Feb 2010, 21:21
by lited
yeah it's a classic one ^^
Had no inspiration
Re: Dry jokes
Posted: 09 Feb 2010, 01:34
by shrimpy
and now for the most original joke in the book ...............
why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side!
Re: Dry jokes
Posted: 09 Feb 2010, 20:48
by lited
How do 2 popes meet each other ?
There is only one pope