LOL Sparky nice one's

Two stones meet in a quarry and the first one says to the other - Hey you!? the other one replies Why me?

Best Ever!!!

Hi guys, thank you for lettin my ass be a part of this awsome clan 8-)
You'll see my name as Snowblind with most pretty colors ever, but my real name is Vasja.
Im 33 years old, im from Slovenia, got 2 arms, 2 legs and something on the top that looks like a head :D
My life story is that nobody loves ...